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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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