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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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