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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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