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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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