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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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