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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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