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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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