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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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