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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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