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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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