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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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