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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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