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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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