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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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