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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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