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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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