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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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