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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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