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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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