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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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