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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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