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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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