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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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