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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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