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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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