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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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