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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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