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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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