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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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