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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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