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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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