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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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