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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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