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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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