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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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