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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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