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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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