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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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