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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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