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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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