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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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