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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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