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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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