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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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