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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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