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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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