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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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