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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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