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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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