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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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