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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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