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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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