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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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