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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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