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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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