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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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