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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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