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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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