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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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