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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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